Reservoir Zods.
Three Kryptonians from the year 1984 arrive on Earth to challenge the Last Son of Krypton.
Hilarity ensues.
Bzz. Because Superman would totally catch lightsabers in his hands.
the Phantom Zone.
Superman approves of our hero worship.
Seriously? The Earthlings worship the son of Jor-El?
We also deserve to be worshipped. Let’s go get this Kal-El fellow.
The showdown.
YEAAAAH! Flying haymaker to the face!
Ahh! The burn!
THOOOM!
Grr! Dumpster to the face!
Gang up on him!
Boot to the gut!
On this planet, we defy gravity!
Kneel before Zod!
No. YOU kneel before Kal-El!
A little Zack Snyder.
*CRACK*
Noooooooo!
Reservoir Zods.
Phantom Zoning.
No words can.
Thanks to the Comic Book Shoppe on Bank Street, Ottawa.